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Griefs
free words mash up #3
Reastracted (n)
Distracted reading. Because I was reastracted, when I got to the end of the City Engineering Department’s traffic study report, I found myself thinking about writing poetry.
Priots (n)
Protests and riots. Need I say more.
Swiver (v)
To shiver right after sweating; synonym — Coldflash- When I walk into overly air conditioned restaurants after sweating I begin to swiver in my damp tank top.
Screough (v)
To scream and cough simultaneously (v)- I got so angry at my students because they were ignoring my direction that I screoughed at them.
Squart (v)
Squeak and fart sound-not really a fart, but the noise caused by wet skin friction that squeaks. Please, not what you think! During yoga class I get so sweaty that sometimes in chair pose twist my underarms squart. *I live in Florida and sweat a lot!
Griefs (n)
Back up briefs or panties stashed in the glove box of a car for those emergency purposes in case of an incident called a Faress. breaking wind and a mess as described James G Brennan in his article Agioid found here:
