Club Kink
I talked to Krampus as his young girlfriend enjoyed a nude full body massage
2 min readDec 25, 2020
On the seventh day of Christmas, I performed at Club Kink
and witnessed a white elephant holiday gift exchange-
dildos, vibrating cock rings, and leather galore,
LED whips, chains and silks suspended,
oh, and colorful paddleboards.
Enigmatic items, I thought clueless
my, what are those for?