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Club Kink
I talked to Krampus as his young girlfriend enjoyed a nude full body massage
On the seventh day of Christmas, I performed at Club Kink
and witnessed a white elephant holiday gift exchange-
dildos, vibrating cock rings, and leather galore,
LED whips, chains and silks suspended,
oh, and colorful paddleboards.
Enigmatic items, I thought clueless
my, what are those for?
Women sucking binkies and sparkly sippy cups
wannabe baby girls wrestled naked on the floor.
A man dressed as a woman, beautiful blond
gave me a drink.
His wife sporting an ugly Christmas sweater
underneath a red slinky thing.
I chatted with Krampus while his young girlfriend
enjoyed a nude full body massage
by a man called Gloria who befriended me
during this give and steal gift hodgepodge.
Krampus’ narrative enthralled me
trumpeting his devil horn garland hat
relaying tales about Black Jack,
Jack Frost and how this came to that.
